40 Something Leslie -

: Finding Pete hiding in the bathroom playing Words with Friends just to avoid being in the same room as the chaos.

One evening, after a particularly long day of failing businesses and hormone-driven tears, Leslie and Pete sat on the patio. In a moment of "brutal honesty," they shared dark, funny fantasies about how they’d "accidentally" get rid of each other—Leslie joked about poisoning his cupcakes, and Pete joked about her feral cats eventually eating her hair. 40 something leslie

Once upon a time, there was a woman named who woke up on her 40th birthday and decided the cake was lying. She spent the morning blowing out candles that said "38" because she wasn't ready to trade her favorite boutiques for "old lady stores" like Ann Taylor Loft just yet. : Finding Pete hiding in the bathroom playing

This is 40-something ❤️ Written and read by Leslie Means Once upon a time, there was a woman