List To Buy | Baby Stuff

Mark looked at the high-tech wipe warmer, still unplugged in the corner. Then he looked at Sarah. "We forgot the one thing that wasn't on the list."

Then came the "essentials" that felt like a foreign language: baby stuff list to buy

By week thirty-six, the room was a sea of pastel. There were (because buttons are the enemy at 3:00 AM), a white noise machine that sounded like a rushing waterfall, and a breast pump that looked like it belonged in a high-tech lab. Mark looked at the high-tech wipe warmer, still

The boxes started arriving three months before the "Big Day," turning the guest room into a cardboard labyrinth. Sarah and Mark sat on the floor, armed with a highlighter and a list they’d found online that was forty-seven items deep. There were (because buttons are the enemy at

A stainless steel tower designed to contain scents that could arguably peel paint.

"Coffee," he said, rubbing his eyes. "We forgot to buy more coffee."

"You want me to do what with my mouth?" Mark gasped, looking at the nasal aspirator.