F4m-your-friends-mean-goth-sister-sits-on-your-... May 2026

She didn't argue. She didn't even roll her eyes. She simply turned around and sat down—not on the edge of the beanbag, but directly on my lap.

"Leo’s coming back in a second," I stammered, gripping the controller a little tighter. F4M-Your-Friends-Mean-Goth-Sister-Sits-on-Your-...

The door creaked open, but it wasn't Leo. It was Jade, his older sister. She was the personification of a storm cloud—black platform boots, tattered fishnets, and a perpetual scowl framed by hair the color of midnight. She didn't look at me; she just marched over to the beanbag chair I was occupying. She didn't argue

The air left my lungs. She was heavy in that solid, deliberate way, her leather jacket cold against my chest. She pulled a book from her back pocket, cracked the spine, and started reading as if I were nothing more than a piece of furniture. "Uh, Jade?" I managed to choke out. "Leo’s coming back in a second," I stammered,

"Quiet," she muttered, shifting her weight to get comfortable, her sharp elbow digging slightly into my ribs. "You’re softer than the floor. Consider yourself useful for once."

"Move," she commanded, her voice like velvet wrapped in barbed wire.